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An Ode to Vanity Pets

by Breanni, Scarlet Crusade

A is for Ancona, a chicken of gray.
B is for Blood Parrot; "Bloodsails all the way!"

C is for Cockroach, an Undead delight.
D is for Dark Whelpling, an adorable sight.

E is for Egbert, who's got severe ADD.
F is for Firefly, that'll glow when set free.

G is for Gurky, a dancing pink murloc.
H is for Hyacinth, the rarest of the flock.

I is for imp, a Mini Diablo, so frail.
J is for Jubling, who drinks Dark Iron Ale.

K is for Kingsnake, as black as can be.
L is for Lil' Smoky, who spews smoke and debris.

M is for Maine Coon—could we ever forget?
N is for Netherwhelp; I've got mine, so I'm set.

O is for Oozeling, with an aura of disgust.
P is for Panda Cub; Collector's Edition or bust!

Q is for quest, with a Miniwing reward.
R is for Red, a Dragonhawk of the Horde.

S is for Speedy, in his little Turtle Box.
T is for Toothy, one of four baby crocs.

U is for underpants, like the Helper Gnomes collect.
V is for vegetable, a Sinister Squashling I suspect.

W is for Willy, with sleep he is smitten.
X is for Xavaric—I heard he has a White Kitten...

Y is for Yeti, the Tranquil Mechanical type.
Z is for Zergling, loving the Starcraft II hype.

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